It’s finally here! The first ever Screenkicker podcast has been born under a mysterious star in the sky. The team here squeezed it out after three hours of intense labour before cutting it up into a manageable size. I’m going to abandon that metaphor right here and tell you that the podcast is available to download or listen to on Soundcloud so follow the link below for some intense audio porn.
Join your hosts – me (Mikey), Chris, and Denis for a whirlwind review of the best and worst of 2013. Listen out for the voices of Chris and Denis which sound like honey being poured through a didgereedoo and vomit at the sound of mine which can only be compared to a weasel being sucked through the engine block of an antique car.
As this is our first ever attempt we’re open to suggestions on what we could do better next time so let me know in the comments below or tweet me @metalmike25. Just don’t be too harsh as Chris has a diva complex and Denis suffers from a debilitating Toblerone addiction.
Enjoy!
Screenkicker! 
It’s an interesting listen. I agree with many of your thoughts. Especially on Mud. That movie is excellent.
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Nice job! When you read my comment out loud I sound like a total dope.
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Haha thats my fault! I’ll give it more emotion next time
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I need to be more eloquent.
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I got about half way through before I had to quit and do some work. I’ll finish tonight when I get home – you blokes are difficult to understand at time : )
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Thanks for listening! You’ll get used to the accents…..maybe!
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Nice job, Mike and co.! Looking forward to more of these! I mostly agree with what was said…except about Star Trek. Blasphemy. LOVED that film.
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Thanks Cara, remember you’re the guest next month! 🙂
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Via Skype, yeah? I’m down! Wish I could just buy a plane ticket. You guys seem like a fun bunch!
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Yeah definitely. Or you could climb into a box and post yourself over! By the way I’m lining up a quiz for guests, what would your specialist subject be? 🙂
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Oh gees. I don’t know if I’m a specialist on anything! Lol. I have seen Lord of the Rings many times. I’ve seen way a lot of superhero movies. Lots of horror films. Does that help?
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What about Ron Weasley?!
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Hahaha. We’ll just say the Harry Potter world in general. 😉
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I have to say I 100% agreed with 33.33333333333% of everything that was said in that podcast.
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Haha thanks! That 33.333333333% must have been my part!
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Nice one guys, I’ll download and take a listen over a Christmas!
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cool, let me know what you think!
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Was that Terminator 2 beat box/vocal theme song? haha Awesome! Enjoyed listening to your podcast.
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lol thanks dude! Yes it was supposed to be Terminator! glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Holy poop can’t wait to listen!
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You might be the only person who can understand me! 🙂
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Understood perfectly! My fav parts were:
“…all lesbians are evil.” “He gets a Japanese chick, he smooches her or whatever and then he just leaves her.” “I want a pig-riding policeman in the film.” “Smaaauuuuwwg.” “Slumbersnatch.” The Terminator theme singing was inspired.
And your quote was from Iron Man 3.
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V you might be my favourite person in the world! Thanks for listening and getting through it all 🙂 we’re looking for guests for upcoming months, do you fancy taking part?
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It was great! My kind of funny. I’d love to take part, I’ve never done a podcast before but I’m impressed with your editing skills so I’m confident you’ll be able to bleep out all of my cursing.
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And you’re the only one who got the quote right!
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Woohoo! SMRT. 😀
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Forgot to comment here but listened when you linked it on Twitter. Great job! I do love hearing you crazy bloggers. 🙂 And I understood every word because I’m not like all these other silly Americans. 😉
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Awww you’re too nice! And you got two mentions on it! 🙂
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TWO? Is that when my Wi-Fi went down?! Damn – now I have to listen to those lovely accents AGAIN. lol! I wasn’t able to finish over 3G. 😉
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Yes! Chris Hemsworth is hot, dammit! I only missed the last five minutes of your podcast. But those were the best five!!! :-p And “mutant” sounds cool with that accent. 😉
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Why thank you! Hoping to do another one next month! It’ll be much better 🙂
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zdraweite,imam edin problem okolo gunrba4niq mi stulb i go turpq ot blizo 3 godini i ne znam kakvo daprawq a me e strah da otida na lekar,boli me ot gore na dolu ot 2-ri pre6len do 4-ti nqkadeot lqvata strana ,okolo samite pre6leni,kogato zastana v opredeleni polojeniq na tqloto se polu4ava leka bolka no ostra i po nqkoga pridrujena s leko istrupvane na lqvata ruka ot 4asti (kato trupki me pobivat),tova stana kogato edin moi poznat me vozi s motora si i padnahme.ako nqkoi moje da mi obesni za kakvo stava na duma 6te sum mu blagodaren,4e me e strah da hodq na lekari;imam i skayp:kokalamc
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Unfortunately, I am unable to click on the Soundcloud link so I will look for it later;) Congrats! Sounds like many have enjoyed it so I can’t wait to hear it!
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