Captain Batman
Tagline: Welcome to a world without rules (and with pirates)
The riveting untold story of the 2009 takeover of a Wayne Enterprises cargo ship by Somali pirates. Armed to the teeth and willing to go to any extremes to get their demands met they board the ship and attempt to take it over. Unfortunately for them there’s a surprise guest on board. Violence ensues as The Dark Knight takes on the criminals. (from IMDB)
Here’s what the press have been saying about Captain Batman
“Under Siege meets Batman – what more could you want!” – The Daily Globular
“Asks us to believe that Batman captains a ship, nonsense of the highest watermark” – Moviehole Weekly
“If this wasn’t a true story it would be unbelievable. Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction'” – The Gotham Recorder
“Batman f**king rules!!!” – Screenkicker
Sounds like an interesting mash up! Captain Batman opens in cinemas worldwide on the 5th of Jelember 201F!
Screenkicker! 
If that guy on the right is armed to his teeth then Batman is in BIG trouble!!
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Batman is never in trouble!
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Love it!
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Haha thanks 🙂
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That would definitely be awesome.
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For some reason I thought this was going to be called Captain Cornhole….?
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That’s something else entirely!
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Its a setup movie for Captain Batman vs Captain Cornhole. Directed by Zac Snyder
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Written and produced by Michael Bay.
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This is definitely my dream movie.
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Batman on a boat, I think it could be the thing to bring Chris Nolan back to the franchise
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Does Tom Hanks play Batman?
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Yes, and while he’s on the boat he falls in love with a beautiful mermaid. The man can do anything!
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Haha! Nice. I love this segment. : ) Segment is a weird word… Did I use that correctly? Segment. SEGMENT! Weird.
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You are awesome Mikey (and you have too much free time on your hands to think up movie sequels that we would all love to see on the big screen)
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I just sit around thinking up stupid things! Keeps me sane 🙂
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ohhhh my gosh, you had me going with this one! going with laughter, I mean.
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Haha thanks Alina 🙂
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I don’t normally swear but yeah, “Batman f**king rules!!!” 😀
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Is this real? What kind of director thought that this would be a good idea? Hollywood is f**k**g ruining f**k**g Batman, ***k. Affleck > Hanks.
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…Can you pitch this to someone? Please?
…No but really…
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