Tagline: Valar Morghulis Motherfuckers!!!
Synopsis: Podzilla tells the epic tale of mild-mannered King’s Hand squire Podrick Payne. In a shocking accident young naive Pod is caught in the blast of that green fire crap that they used in that one episode and mutates into a loyal, obedient, giant monster. Watch as Podzilla tries to cause as little fuss as possible as he stomps around Westeros avoiding trouble and apologising to the citizens he accidentally crushes.
“Obviously a one joke concept with no discernible value” – The Daily Taint
“A sign that the writer has run out of ideas” – The Kings Landing Gazette
“Needs more shagging” – George R.R. Martin
“Action packed from the start unlike its predecessor 10/10!” – Screenkicker
Have you seen Podzilla? Of course you haven’t, its an awful idea with even worse artwork. What awesome sequel would you like to see? Let me know below!
Screenkicker! 
HA!!!
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Needs more fakkin shaggin you fakin mug – you fakkin wot?” – Danny Dyer – Nuts.
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Dyer actually did write for Nuts didn’t he? They should release a book of his columns
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YES! I would totally see this movie.
I also like the idea of a movie about an orphanage full of those little demon babies that the red-haired witchy woman shit out to kill Renley.
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I’d just watch a movie about her doing anything!
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I think this would probably be better than Godzilla.
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Harsh!
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Fucking flawless.
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Roger Corman needs to get in on this.
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HA!
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Does he fight the “Mothra of Dragons?”
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Ooooh, thats terrible. I love it!
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“Not enough boobs!” – Isaacs Picture Conclusions
Seriously though, this is the best. Boobs or no boobs, I would watch it.
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You know the IPC far too well!
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This is beautiful.
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Glad you like it 🙂
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hahaha these fake movies you come up with always get me.
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Thanks Alina 🙂
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Brilliant! A giant monster apologizing to everyone sounds like a hilarious concept!!
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I’m owed an apology after sitting through the first half of Godzilla!
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Sounds awesome! LOL Is Brienne of Tarth in this flick?
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Ok, you’re on the writing team!
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Haha yes on it!
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That face! Pod would be the most adorable giant terror ever.
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I don’t get it.
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