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Dear Brain Gremlin,
My twitter friends and I have been discussing the practicalities of films like Splash and The Little Mermaid. Can a human reproduce with a mer-person? Specifically, do mermen have penises?
Excellent question Mer-lover and one which has troubled horny marine biologists for years. To answer this we need to look at the reproductive cycle of the average fish. Most species of female fish will deposit her eggs externally which the male will then fertilize by splashing his sperm over them. Fish jizz is technically called ‘milt’ and does the same job as its land based counterpart.
What all this means is that theoretically a mermaid and human male could have little merchildren. But what about the other way round? This is trickier as human women don’t tend to deposit ovules in the sea. However there are certain types of sharks and rays that have genital accessories known as ‘claspers’ which function much like dongs and can internally fertilize the chick fish’s eggs.
So to answer your question – yes some mermen may have wieners provided they’re from the shark or ray family.
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