Velma (2015)
The inspirational story of young Velma Dinkley, the world’s greatest detective, lumbered with a team of incompetent stoners. Velma fights for the credit she deserves for solving multiple crimes despite being described as a ‘pesky kid’ by various criminals.
Smile as she helps Shaggy go to rehab, laugh as she steals Fred from that bitch Daphne, and cry as she euthanises an old, infirm, Scooby who has lived to a ridiculous age for a dog.
Velma has it all!
“A solid picture but the casting of a sexy Velma makes me uneasy” – The Daily Cringe
“Like Sherlock but with huge orange jumpers. Recommended” – Screenshitter
“The scene where Velma breaks Scooby’s neck will haunt me forever. A life-changing movie” – The Financial Times
Who want’s to watch Velma?! Are there any other movies that need great sequels? Let me know in the comments below.
Screenkicker! 
cant wait to see this one Mikey. glad to see you back in action with Velma!
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Thanks mate. Hope i can start putting out more stuff. Thanks for sticking with me!
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u? put out? 🙂
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I’d watch the shit out of that. I also envision her as something of a dominatrix in private, and Fred should have one of those gimp balls in his mouth at all times.
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Wow! I wasn’t expecting that! Fred should be gagged with that flamboyant cravat he wears. I’m all about Daphne though. Lovely to hear from ya V!
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Ha, perfect! Gimped by cravat. I was always about Daphne myself, to be honest.
Hope you’re doing well, Mikey. Is good to read ya. 😉
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My glasses! I can’t see [this amazing film] without my glasses!
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Then you won’t have seen me stealing that baguette you got for lunch and swallowing it sideways in one go
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Lol! I’d totally watch this. 🙂 Mike! I hope you’ll be posting stuff more often? 🙂
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Thanks Mutes! I’m gonna try and both write and read more 🙂
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I didn’t know you could read!!!! 🙂
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I can’t wait to see this. I heard Pudsey the dog is a shoe-in for Scrappy Doo. He’s a sucker for Oscar bait.
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Nah he’s been relegated to having his films shown on short distance ferries over the Irish sea
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Only freaks take the ferry over the Irish Sea
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Oh goodness thank you for a good solid laugh!!! I loved the headlines!
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Thank you Alina 🙂
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Ahah, too funny Mikey! Love those critics’ quotes 😛
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Lol Screenshitter.
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Jinkies! That looks like fun!
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