SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ THE TRAVELER – “FATMAN FOREVER”

‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year’. That song is officially about Christmas but it could also apply to Shitfest Summer, the yearly competition to find the crappiest films around. This time I chose to watch a horror movie starring Val Kilmer just so you don’t have to. You can thank me later.

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The Traveler (2010)

And, for the first time!! THE IPC and SCREENKICKER present:

THE MANY FACES OF VAL KILMER!!!

Its always difficult when it comes to choosing a film for shitfest. Do you watch a properly bad movie that doesn’t move you and you forget about  instantly? Or do you pick one that’s awful in a watchable way? This summer I have chosen the second type, I present to you The Traveler starring 80s actor Val Kilmer!

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The worst yet best part of The Traveler is the performance by Kilmer. I can’t summon the words to describe my feelings towards what he does with the role. I can’t say that its bad and at the same time I can’t say its good. All I can say is that its fucking nuts! Imagine if someone resurrected Heath Ledger in the body of a fat female Val Kilmer lookalike…

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