The Bling Ring – Review

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Director: Sofia Coppola
Year: 2013
Country: USA

I learned one thing from watching The Bling Ring – celebrities are really easy to burgle.  Apparently they don’t lock their doors, they advertise when they’re out of town, and they don’t miss their stuff.  There in lies the problem with the movie – you learn nothing other than this.

The Bling Ring tells the true story of a gang of L.A rich kids who start to rob the homes of the rich and famous (and Rachel Bilson).  They don’t do this out of necessity but just to own some of their idols’ belongings.  It’s a pretty interesting story that director Sofia Coppola doesn’t explore in an interesting way.

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Hermione had changed a lot since graduating from Hogwarts

The pattern the running time takes is as follows:

1. Boy thief looks up Google for celebs away from home
2. Gang goes to empty house and steal handbags/money/watches
3. They walk straight out with the booty
4. Repeat this on next celebrity

Basically that’s all that happens until their inevitable capture.  These are one dimensional characters stealing things they don’t need and the film somehow manages to be as shallow as them.  Why do they feel the need to rob them?  Who is really in charge?  What are the repercussions of this crime spree?

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Not the best way to cover your tracks

These questions don’t get answered with the little brats not changing in any way at all.  Coppola is only interested in showing the crimes and lifestyles of the little shits and spends no time fleshing out the characters. They are acted pretty well, including a scarily natural performance by Emma Watson as a materialistic air-head. However the acting isn’t enough to save The Bling Ring from being an empty exercise in style over substance which is ironic considering the subject matter.

Your enjoyment of the film comes down to whether you care about people with too much money stealing from other people with too much money. At best it’s boring and at worst it’s insulting. The Bling Ring has nothing much to say about the cult of celebrity or about materialistic youths but at least it’s a crash course in how to rob Paris Hilton so it’s not all bad.

5/10

The Bling Ring opens UK wide on 5th July 2013

12 comments

  1. Good review Mikey. I expected more from Coppola than just a style that’s downbeat and repetitive. I get that she didn’t want to judge these characters for who they were and just let the story tell itself, but after after awhile, I needed/wanted more from what I was seeing.

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