Europe is a funny old continent. Almost every country has it’s own language, culture, cuisine or war crimes record (I’m looking at you Luxembourg). These reasons are why I love Europe so much. A relatively short train journey can take you to a vastly different country meaning it never gets boring. Another thing Europe is famous for is it’s films. We practically invented films from the early Georges Melies, and later, Fritz Lang. This means there are an abundance of sexy European actors so take your time and vote for your favourite below. Snell! Snell!
Honourable mentions: Borat (Kazakhstan), Pepe Le Pew (France), The Leprechaun (Ireland), Monica Bellucci’s boobs (Italy) That’s it for this European edition of the Ultimate Actor so get your votes in you uncultured yobs. If you’ve ever seen the Eurovision Song Contest you know how political these things can get. Where’s Terry Wogan when you need him? You can still vote in the USA, Africa, and Australia/New Zealand polls. Don’t let your favourite lose.
Titillating stuff!
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Quite!
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My girl crush is in here! : )
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Who’s your girl crush? 🙂
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Melanie Laurent!
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And your man crush???? Let’s be honest. This is for Posterity!!!
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My man crush?! Or Mike’s?!? He can’t have Chris Hemsworth!
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My man crush is table9mutant, he’s the hottest
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Just as good as, if not better than, the Eurovision Song Contest!
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France and Denmark truly take the cake in this little belligerent part of the world. I had no idea Eva Green was from France, but good for France, because she’s aawesome!
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Yeah i’m sorry i didn’t include any Estonians but i don’t really know any!
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Forget that, I don’t know any. 😀
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Can’t believe Eva Green is not English!
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She’s far too sexy to be English!
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I wanted to vote for the Leprechaun’s balls but it wasn’t an option.
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Colin Ferrell?!
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Tough draw for Michael Fassbender.
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I can’t stop voting I’m on a roll right now…
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Your votes could male the difference!!!
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They could totally male the difference, too!
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*make
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Some great stars to choose from here.
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Yeah it was really hard narrowing them down
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Thank the world you did not pair Mikkelsen and Waltz. My life would have been doomed.
This is such a fun Olympics you are hosting Mikey!
Sorry, playing catch up reading here!
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Do you have a thing for middle aged European men? 🙂
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xD
Only when they’re IMMENSELY talented! 😛
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